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virgin who can't drive
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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